Fake History Porn (1)
- (circa 2020) The first lady of the free world broke tradition and made an impassioned speech from the oval office to reassure the public that her time as a Slovakian prostitute was completely above board.
- Oxy & Moron meet 10BC
- Late Pleistocene North American megafauna communities experience population decline (ca. 12,000 BC)
- The moment George bush learned of Michael Jackson death (2015)
- Marie Antoinette orders sweet pastries and Diet Perrier from Door Dash to show she is a woman of the people (c. 1792)
- Skynet becomes self aware and begins Judgement Day (August 29, 1997)
- Amelia Earhart and her partner, Fred Noonan, disappear while flying over the Atlantic Ocean. (1937)
- Leonid Brežnev and high politburo leaders in Red Square, Moscow. USSR, 1978.
- The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was actually a Terminator sent back in time by Hamas to kill Jews in 1941
- As a publicity stunt to portray himself as someone who cares about working-class people, Adolf Hitler orders a Bratwurst and a Diet Coke to the Fuehrerbunker from a Berlin restaurant, leaving a generous 100 Reichsmark tip, 1942
- Donald Trump closes the strait of Betlehem and steals money from the poor to build a ballroom, ca. 25 a.d.
- On April 15, 1939, Nazi Germany’s funniest clown, known as Gneugi, decided to test Adolf Hitlers sense for humor. Unfortunately, we do not know how Hitlers responded and the faith or whereabouts of Gneugi the clown.....
- Jason Mantzoukas on the set of The Dictator (2012)
- A young 3yo Bonnie Raitt, years before she grew up to become a famous country music star. (1952)
- Joe Rogan welcomes Adolf Hitler to his podcast, circa 1944
- Real estate developer Donald Trump at a deposition after cutting off heat and hot water to rent-stabilized tenants, 1981
- Heisenberg doing the Nazi Salute, 2013
- Michael Jackson saves a baby from falling off the balcony, 2000
Finance (1)
- SpaceX Bought 18% of Tesla Cybertrucks Sold in US During Q4 2025, Data Shows
- Why is the market reacting so positive to an indefinite US blockade?
- If you are making less than $29, how do you survive?
- If you bought a home recently, you had some of the worst timing in decades
- Netflix earnings beat by $0.44, revenue topped estimates
- Let's change that
- US regulator investigating suspiciously timed trades made just before Donald Trump’s announcements
- Doesn’t seem like the war is going to be over anytime soon in my book.
- India falls to 6th largest economy behind UK
- S&P 500 is making new ATHs, but volume is noticeably lower compared to the Jan 29 selloff.
- Trump Yanks Millions From Catholic Charities Amid Pope Feud
- Fury as new Social Security estimate completely ignores out-of-control price increases raging across America
- AI capex is insane but the debt is what actually scares me
- S&P 500 hits new all-time high as investors shrug off Iran war oil price spike
- The Iran war could cost the American taxpayer $1 trillion, says Harvard academic
- Senior MAGA finds out that Trump is killing him.
- Fertilizer prices are skyrocketing: New Orleans granular urea prices, the most widely used nitrogen fertilizer, are up +89% since December, to $660 per short ton, the highest since September 2022.
- TSMC Quarterly Revenue US $36 billion (up 41% YoY)
- Why does the market keep pushing toward highs even when the macro backdrop still looks bad?
- Irrationality at it's peak