Fake History Porn (1)
- (circa 2020) The first lady of the free world broke tradition and made an impassioned speech from the oval office to reassure the public that her time as a Slovakian prostitute was completely above board.
- Late Pleistocene North American megafauna communities experience population decline (ca. 12,000 BC)
- The moment George bush learned of Michael Jackson death (2015)
- Marie Antoinette orders sweet pastries and Diet Perrier from Door Dash to show she is a woman of the people (c. 1792)
- Amelia Earhart and her partner, Fred Noonan, disappear while flying over the Atlantic Ocean. (1937)
- Skynet becomes self aware and begins Judgement Day (August 29, 1997)
- Leonid Brežnev and high politburo leaders in Red Square, Moscow. USSR, 1978.
- The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was actually a Terminator sent back in time by Hamas to kill Jews in 1941
- As a publicity stunt to portray himself as someone who cares about working-class people, Adolf Hitler orders a Bratwurst and a Diet Coke to the Fuehrerbunker from a Berlin restaurant, leaving a generous 100 Reichsmark tip, 1942
- Donald Trump closes the strait of Betlehem and steals money from the poor to build a ballroom, ca. 25 a.d.
- Jason Mantzoukas on the set of The Dictator (2012)
- A young 3yo Bonnie Raitt, years before she grew up to become a famous country music star. (1952)
- On April 15, 1939, Nazi Germany’s funniest clown, known as Gneugi, decided to test Adolf Hitlers sense for humor. Unfortunately, we do not know how Hitlers responded and the faith or whereabouts of Gneugi the clown.....
- Joe Rogan welcomes Adolf Hitler to his podcast, circa 1944
- Real estate developer Donald Trump at a deposition after cutting off heat and hot water to rent-stabilized tenants, 1981
- Heisenberg doing the Nazi Salute, 2013
- Hippocrates, The Father of Medicine, fails to cure Epstein of Priapism 380 BC
- Michael Jackson saves a baby from falling off the balcony, 2000
Finance (1)
- S&P 500 hits new all-time high as investors shrug off Iran war oil price spike
- If you are making less than $29, how do you survive?
- California cafe chain Philz Coffee orders Pride flags removed from stores. It's not going well
- Senior MAGA finds out that Trump is killing him.
- Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 400%
- Why does the market keep pushing toward highs even when the macro backdrop still looks bad?
- D-Wave CEO says Nvidia should be 'shaking in their boots' as quantum computing battles AI GPUs
- TSMC Quarterly Revenue US $36 billion (up 41% YoY)
- Pentagon Approaches Automakers, Manufacturers to Boost Weapons Production
- Exclusive: Elizabeth Warren on her proposal to bring back IRS Direct File: "For just one day of bombing Iran, we could pay for 20 years"
- WATCH: Bessent 'optimistic' that cheaper gas is coming 'this summer' | PBS News
- Live Nation illegally monopolized ticketing market, jury in antitrust trial finds | Live Nation has vehemently denied acting as a monopoly.
- U.S. set to launch tariff refund system on April 20
- US jury finds Live Nation and Ticketmaster subsidiary operated monopoly
- Allbirds, a former Wall Street darling fallen on hard times, looks to AI for its future
- Irrationality at it's peak
- Snap's stock jumps on plans to axe 16% of its workforce citing AI efficiencies
- Who do people blindly accept price increases in the US by saying “well, costs are going up, it’s inflation,” when profits for US firms are far higher now than the 50 yr avg? It’s greed, not inflation.
- BIRD, the question no one is asking
- Report: LIV Golf on verge of losing funding from Saudi investment fund, putting the tour's future in doubt
![[OC] Local graffito](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fm3ilupyx2fvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] My sister and I in Italy, 1977. Kinda looks like a Caravaggio painting](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fneopyja89gvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] Shot on my phone at Yamuna Ghat, Delhi. The birds didn’t stop for a second.](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3z99pwfxcivg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] Shoreditch, London](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6vlhsbb3mevg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] We Are America March traversing the hills of Maryland](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F44rt9m9p0gvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
