Fake History Porn (1)
- (circa 2020) The first lady of the free world broke tradition and made an impassioned speech from the oval office to reassure the public that her time as a Slovakian prostitute was completely above board.
- Oxy & Moron meet 10BC
- Late Pleistocene North American megafauna communities experience population decline (ca. 12,000 BC)
- The moment George bush learned of Michael Jackson death (2015)
- Marie Antoinette orders sweet pastries and Diet Perrier from Door Dash to show she is a woman of the people (c. 1792)
- Skynet becomes self aware and begins Judgement Day (August 29, 1997)
- Amelia Earhart and her partner, Fred Noonan, disappear while flying over the Atlantic Ocean. (1937)
- Leonid Brežnev and high politburo leaders in Red Square, Moscow. USSR, 1978.
- The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was actually a Terminator sent back in time by Hamas to kill Jews in 1941
- As a publicity stunt to portray himself as someone who cares about working-class people, Adolf Hitler orders a Bratwurst and a Diet Coke to the Fuehrerbunker from a Berlin restaurant, leaving a generous 100 Reichsmark tip, 1942
- Donald Trump closes the strait of Betlehem and steals money from the poor to build a ballroom, ca. 25 a.d.
- On April 15, 1939, Nazi Germany’s funniest clown, known as Gneugi, decided to test Adolf Hitlers sense for humor. Unfortunately, we do not know how Hitlers responded and the faith or whereabouts of Gneugi the clown.....
- Jason Mantzoukas on the set of The Dictator (2012)
- A young 3yo Bonnie Raitt, years before she grew up to become a famous country music star. (1952)
- Joe Rogan welcomes Adolf Hitler to his podcast, circa 1944
- Real estate developer Donald Trump at a deposition after cutting off heat and hot water to rent-stabilized tenants, 1981
- Heisenberg doing the Nazi Salute, 2013
- Hippocrates, The Father of Medicine, fails to cure Epstein of Priapism 380 BC
![[OC] HARTFORD, CT this morning. Yes, show up Nov 3!](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fijfjh8q6qjvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] Local graffito](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fm3ilupyx2fvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] Shot on my phone at Yamuna Ghat, Delhi. The birds didn’t stop for a second.](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F3z99pwfxcivg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] My sister and I in Italy, 1977. Kinda looks like a Caravaggio painting](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fneopyja89gvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![[OC] Stopped the car for a minute and suddenly I wasn’t alone.](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fh6hdahk5vivg1.jpeg){kind=link}
![Attempted to make an abstract painting of balloons above the desert [OC]](/image-proxy/https:%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F2bgfxiondlvg1.jpeg){kind=link}
